Ok... I think I have a new favorite show to zone out on.

I thought watching American Idol tryouts was funny watching the bad singers get reamed--- but watching people with these wacked out ideas run off swearing and cursing.... Oh, it just brings joy to my heart.

Real Quick-- I had an invention idea once i thought was pretty smart. A woman in my house, WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS, kept farting and it stunk really bad, and we ran out of air freshener so I took this hand gel anti-bacterial stuff that smelled really strong and nice, and put it on my hands and started waving my hands around like mad, and it made the whole room smell AWESOME.... then it hit me....

AEROBICS+AROMA = AROMA-ROBICS! I thought of the niche weirdos into aromatherapy and all the scented crap they sell out there, and THAT mixed with the aerobic exercise crazes-- MILLIONS! I'D BE RICH!!!! ---- I went as far as to call some local "invention" company, but then it turned out they were being sued and were a huge scam, so I ditched the idea totally. They wanted like 15grand just to do up layouts of the design or some scam...

Still, AromaRobics works GREAT as a replacement for airfreshner when someone rips one.

Speaking of which, I just ate a protein bar and am ripping a few right now. Curse this weak gut!

Space Beetle Amusement Park

My roommate had an idea for a bench-like device with handles that fitted around/over a toilet. The idea was you get so drunk, you need handles to hold, and ergonomic support while you're vomiting. I simply didn't know where to begin with the flaws in this logic.

American Inventor was pretty crazy last night. I almost feel bad for that lady that presented her inventory, BUT IT ALREADY EXISTS! Not only that one of the judges had one.

And what was with all the freakin' toilets?!?

I'll definately check out this show next week. I don' t think we've seen the worst yet.

My friends and I tried to invent a new blue liquor once cuz people like blue things. We mixed blue kool-aid powder with some nikoff vodka. It was so bad, I almost puked.

if you put moonshine in purple cool aide it makes a drink called purple jesus.

gin + grape juice = purple passions....that's a 'get the girl real drunk' drink...good times

you can make flavored vodka if you add smashed up fruit and sugar to it. i've made blueberry and raspberry before that way...not bad..not good, either

I could do this show.

I got alot of crazy Ideeirz.

I'll have to try that out and the purple jesus. Does anyone know how to make moonshine? This crazy old man tried to explain it to me once but he wasn't making any sense

Must've been some DAMN FINE moonshine! Better go back and get that recipe, dude.

Well it's official I actually spit onto my monitor.
Gotta get a napkin

2 points for me!

What I'm surprised isn't around is a wireless vacuum. Not like a Dust Buster, but a regular upright-push vacuum. You'd plug a transmitter into the wall and it'd send a signal to the vacuum a la Wi-Fi/Bluetooth.

They have actually been trying that the last few years. The problem is they can't find a power source that will provide the same suckage power that plugging into the wall will.

Currently, there is the Roomba (which works on it's own and then docks itself when it's done), but it's not particularly good for highly trafficked rooms or high pile carpets.


(god save me, why do I know this much about vaccuum technology???)